Shouldn’t one internship be enough? How much free labor are we allowing companies to squeeze out of kids? Dickens would shit himself over this.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Starring for Labradoodle. And some other well reasoned comments that seem to escape others.

I’ve been robbed sober and didn’t remember shit. Froze up. You don’t think clearly in situations like that. By the way Lochte told the story initially I thought he might have too. But anyhow, it’s a sad case. Everybody looks bad no matter the outcome. The police and Brazilian justice system already looks bad, and I…

This. If the only reasons that the Rio authorities have for seizing passports and pulling people off planes is that there were some inconsistencies in drunken eyewitness accounts, and that the group of said drunken individuals weren’t sufficiently traumatized by their ordeal, then, well....that would fit in very…

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

I think we should be more worried about this 4th swimmer who is attempting to swim all the way home

As bufuddling as this is I have to remember that Lochte, while not the brightest bulb while sober, was drunk with his pals that night. Not an optimal condition for remembering details, especially for our dog paddling human Labradoodle. Watching the video the guys aren’t laughing, but Lochte slaps one guy with his…

My sophomore year I lived with my BFF in the dorm, and she was the RA. The RA before her painted the freaking walls pink because she was a hard core sorority girl. You can paint it but you have to paint it back at the end of the year. But me and my BFF were like whatever, just leave it. So then we had pink walls and…

What happens when Molly from Oxford who wants to do something like that clown-themed insanity with the lights on the ceiling gets roomed up with some Goth girl from NYC who’s only going to Ole Miss because her parents got divorced and Mom moved to Mississippi for a change in pace?

I went to Ole Miss and lived in the same dorm. The walls are painted institutional beige. I do recall the option to paint the walls, but you had to repaint it the beige at the end of the year. Thankfully dorm decor wasn’t that big of a deal back then. There was already so much competition that I cannot imagine having…

My friend and I painted our dorm room senior year. And our bathroom. And then we painted them back at the end. I really have no excuse for this! We weren’t fancy, or southern, just... really wanted periwinkle walls, I guess.

I remember taking SO MUCH PRIDE in my poster and fabric tapestry curation in college. (And for good reason: it’s very important not to feel like you live in a cinderblock prison.)

From the Buzzfeed article (I hate myself so much right now):

Or maybe they just figured they’d pay whatever fine the school imposed for painting the dorm walls because they’re spoiled rich white girls?

All I can think is they have plenty of room, just full loft the bed and you can stick desks under there. This is a very poor use of floor space!

Dorm decorating has been going on FOREVER.

This is a “thing” southern pageant/sorority types do now. Heaven forbid they focus on their kinesiology and marketing studies.