Server issues always seem to strike just as I place a lure and fire off incense.

He actually unintentionally did some good work there, though. Ed Hardy’s brand needed to be killed.

The problem is that this man has eight kids and used to have a very high paying job. I think he was a software engineer.

I mean, there are days when I’m just in a bitchy-ass mood, and my husband can set me off for breathing wrong. But not very often and, like, I wouldn’t do that on TV.

That smile was the best ending to a campaign ad of all time.

A man before his time.
Doing that sort of thing this past week would probably have earned him the nomination.

help i don’t have enough stars

It worked for Herman Cain, who incorporated the theme song from the Pokemon 2000 into multiple campaign speeches.

Well that sums it up the controversy nicely. Good job out of you.

this is perfection.

If/when Trump crashes and burns, I really hope he realizes how much this is completely his own fault, instead of trying to blame Clinton, the media, and the GOP.

You know, “I didn’t plagiarize Michelle Obama; I plagiarized someone else” seems like a really odd defense. What, it’s somehow more acceptable to steal material from Lauren Faust and the other FIM writers than Michelle and her speechwriters?

Melania Trump is actually infinitely many monkeys typing on keyboards and connected to a voice synthesizer.

This reminds me of something my mom used to say when I was being a brat:
“Who sets the tone? YOU set the tone”

Nothing is original, everything has been said before, whatever you think has been thought by someone, you are someone else’s thoughts.......there is NO plagiarism!!!!!

Repubs gettin’ existential on yo’ ass!!!

Thoreau/Trump 20__ !!!!

So Michelle Obama went into the future to plagiarize a talking horse? I mean, she seems very capable so I wouldn’t say it’s beyond her abilities, but it doesn’t sound like the FLOTUS I know.

He would settle for a potential ‘janitor in chief’ position. Given his track record as someone who tries to cover up messes but does a very bad job at it.

So Christie knows he’s not getting the VP nod, is there a chance he’ll scorch the earth at his speech tonight? Or is he holding out for a lesser position in the Trump (shudder) cabinet?