*Shakes Cane*

So you’re definitely trolling then.

James McAvoy works as Professor X because he and Patrick Stewart have 40 years between them. The age gap is big enough that I can suspend disbelief and accept the idea of James McAvoy growing into Patrick Stewart in 40 years. The actors they’re considering for the Han Solo film are in their mid 20's and Harrison Ford…

I want the Han Solo origin movie to also be the standalone Boba Fett movie. Kill two birds with one stone by simultaneously taking the opportunity to make Boba Fett the badass everybody wants him to be and fleshing out his history with Solo that was hinted at in the movies.

Totally agreed on all counts. About the only thing that could get me excited for the Han Solo film right now/before we start getting trailers etc is if they announce that they’re casting Bria Tharen.*

The one thing I like about Crystal Skull was them continuing to validate (some of ) the Young Indian Jones Chronicles. Though it’d be hard not to as even Ford threw them a bone while it was still on the air.

Ahhh...the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles. I have a soft spot in my heart for that series. I often wonder what happened to Remy. Some of the scenes from WWI were incredible.

Hearing Halle and “Wanted” mentioned in the same article makes me weep for what coulda been. In 20 years this movie gets redone the correct way. Or even an R rated cartoon series would Kill, literally and figuratively.

I love how the card just says PARK.

Yes it does.

Dearest future robot overlords, I just want you to know I had nothing to do with the harassment of your forefathers. I don’t even know how to play hockey. When you come seeking justice please start with the guilty first. The Canadians.

You must love the Greeting Card industry.

Such a fucking waste.

look man I only need to know one thing. Where they are....

Every IT person working telecom support’s nightmare:

*ring ring*

“MY INTERNET DOESN’T WORK.”
Okay, can you, ah...be more specific? What does it look like on your device when the “internet doesn’t work?”
“IT DOESN’T WORK, FIX IT.”
I literally don’t know what the problem is because you’re not giving me more specific…

My guess is its to be reminiscent of the boosters on the rockets.