“Her uncle contacted the local police and county sheriff’s offices, which launched an investigation but closed it after two months”

#IDidReportAssholes

For context, here is his full Montana speech

This is why I hate this ridiculous concept of “teamwork” in the workplace.

The thing about these shoes and practicality is that they two are completely divorced on purpose. Blisters and the sweat don’t matter because these are shoes for people who are all but carried a very short distance from one red velvet rope destination to another.

Kim to her stylist: I would like my whole outfit to be as uncomfortable as humanly possible.

You sound like a “Cool Girl”

I hear Trump Tower stocks the BEST Narcan. Big beautiful vials of Narcan! The best Narcan. #NAGA

He blathers that he’ll be extradited to the US, even though there is no case against him, nor is there likely to be given that Wikileaks directly helped the current occupant of the White House nab the keys. Apparently, the only thing left is some skipping-bail thing in the UK? It’s such a joke. I can’t believe Ecuador…

Collusion is not a crime

And that little girl who grew up to be famous because her father helped OJ get away with murder turned out to be a moron. Now you know...the rest of the story.

“I’m going to send [my KKW fragrance] to my lovers, to my haters, to everyone that I think of,

I know New Yorkonians like to find reasons to get their panties in a wad, but these are folks who never stepped foot in CBGB and probably couldn’t pick a Ramone out of a lineup.

This is only tangentially related, but... am I the only one who likes Bethenney? She’s definitely got her flaws, but in general I do (and always have) really like her.

$100 leggings?  Remind me again who is doing the actual stealing here?

Yes, internet stranger, I clearly should have known that about you based on your two-sentence comment.

of all the pictures i’ve ever seen of jennifer lawrence, this is, by far, the most recent.

I’m happy to dismiss most of those, but for me Dua Lipa stands out, I thought her album was pretty impressive for a debut. Remains to be seem if that’s actually her or just a good management/production team, but at least her voice is unique.