Meanwhile, us South Asian people are out here in whatever old clothes feel most comfortable asking, “yes, what even is yoga anymore?”

People keep making comparisons to Watergate; but compared to what we seem to be looking at here - possible collusion with Russia, a plethora of financial crimes, obstruction of justice, undermining the framework of American law enforcement - a little breaking and entering seems quaint.

Right? He’s still a whole entire snack.

The problem is that when states take action but states around them don’t, the firearms just come into the state illegally and VERY easily (you know, just like driving across state lines) and then become unregistered and instantly transfer to the black market. It’s almost WORSE to have islands where you can’t buy…

Yes states can - that generally leads to the NRA suing claiming the law is too vague or calling for a nationwide law to reverse it (like they already did with products liability for shooting deaths).

Did ... you dismiss my comment or is kinja being kinja?

Luann was just chilling there being cool, while the rest of them ran around screaming like fucking uncool idiots.

Reminds me of the Hotel Hell episode with the owner who is a Cher impersonator.

Best part is after, “...la-and of the freeeeeeeeee!” when she gives someone off-camera a look like, “Nailed it!”

It was like she was trying to fuck the national anthem.

That was Holiday Inn lounge singer bad.

1. Is she trying to seduce America?

We need to start protesting the NRA and gun shops the way pro-life dickbags protest abortion clinics. Pictures of victims, bloodied shot up bodies. Calling them murderers and child killers. Because that’s what they are. Tell them they’re going to hell, unless of course they repent, which they can conveniently do at a…

Every one of you assholes who vote Republican have blood on your hands. You’re all complicit. There’s no fixing you. These last two years have proven that. The United States of America can no longer function as one country. Not when half of you are totally cool with children dying as collateral damage so your…

jesus those hair plugs

I’m not going to say “shut the fuck up,” more that you (and the people you’re talking about) are missing the point of Lent.

You’re missing the bigger picture here, which is that we need to encourage more people to celebrate the holiest of holidays, pancake day. Pancake day is the day before lent starts. It is a good way to use up all the “sinful” foods in your pantry that would spoil during lent. Basically you make a million pancakes and…

He has the best eyes, believe me.

Glasses are for weak losers, everybody knows that.