Oh Paris. Fairy tales coming true isn’t getting engaged on a mountain top your father bought you, it’s holding the account statement from your student loans servicer and the balance is zero.

Well, damn.

No actual hate whatsoever for the two of them, they look gorgeous and in love.

Oh GROSS they look so in love and happy, ugh. Yuuuuuck.

Shortly after he was elected I was talking to a British friend who was like, “well, at least if he gets impeached you can scrub him from the annals of history” (ie, remove his portrait from the White House, pretend someone else is #45). He was shocked that we can’t just do that, and that is one of the most frustrating…

I live an hour from Disney and we visit at least a couple of times a month. I made the mistake of not visiting the Hall before they closed it for the renovation, and now I may never enter it again. I wish Disney had found an excuse to just not include him.

Americans have a theme park exhibit of animatronic presidents?

I know. I understand logically why he has to be, but it also makes me sick to my stomach. He might be eligible, but he’s not worthy.

And to compound this, that Hillary Clinton isn’t.

It still really fucking distresses me that Trump is forever going to be memorialized in the Hall of Presidents. That’s a petty and small thing compared to all of the other horrors that he’s inflicted on us in the past 11 months, yet it still cuts me deeply.

For a long time I’ve felt Haley will be the one person who will survive this administration with a viable career. She is deft at flouting him just enough while maintaining her position. If you made a list of his people, everyone from De Vos to Hope Hicks to Ben Carson, in a Most Hated contest, I bet she’d rank very…

I will continue to say this until I’m dead. Hillary Clinton had the best environmental plan I ever saw. As someone with a Master’s in the discipline, I was always disgusted by how awful and ignorant most politicans’ plans were. Even Democrats. Even Green Party. Clinton’s blew my mind. It would have worked. It would…

How twisted is Porter to suggest TO Poppy Harlow that Doug Jones wants to “kill” Poppy Harlow’s own as-yet-unborn son (or that Roy Moore will save him from that imaginary fate)? If I were Poppy, I’d have just cut it right there and explained to the audience that Porter had made so inappropriate a personal attack that…

Most people don’t know this, but I’ve never been molested by Roy, either. The fake news won’t tell you. They didn’t even ask to interview me. A lot of other people are talking about I️t though. Believe me. It’s true.

“But what about all the Jews that Hitler didn’t kill!”

Look, some women can be the most ardent supporters of an oppressive patriarchal system. Pam has survived in spite of/by virtue of her physical attributes all her life and can’t see the forest for the trees.

It was good and necessary. I’m black and I’ve been Ladybird. Plus, Laurie Metcalf is a goddamn national treasure. I bawled my eyes out and am going back to see it with my 23 year old so she can feel guilty as fuck and then we can go thrifting. It was good.

I read the whole study and I like the way they worked it.

Poor Rand Paul; yet another victim of The Bowling Green Massacre.