anacoluthon
anacoluthon
anacoluthon

To that I say:

HANDS OFF HIM, LAURA HE'S MINE.

I really enjoy how he gets in pretend fights with himself, between the question and answer portion of the FAQs.

I have the strongest urge to email this guy a link to the Chicago Manuel of Style.

Yeah, I caught that line too: "Men, in general, are TURNED-OFF by aggressive or argumentative woman BECAUSE it is characteristic of a traditional "masculine" person and NOT someone feminine."

Doesn't FAQ mean FREQUENTLY asked? I doubt any of these qualify!

But would you "buy" him the way you "drive" a car? What if "you" are just "argumentative" which we know is unattractive in women? Maybe your "parents" haven't explained to "you" how a 99% top-quality "man" operates. He's just on "a" different "plane" from us pleebs.

Huh. I was wondering why there seemed to be a shortage of quotation marks lately.

I get the feeling that some people really regret the fact that you aren't able to buy wives the way you'd pick out a car or computer.

Perfect answer.

That would fall under the LGBTQ nature of the site.

You people are so damned oversensitive. Having to hide who you truly are because you're worried about rejection, discrimination, violence and the very real possibility of being killed is HILARIOUS.

Actually, please DO put your racist tendencies front and center when you're online dating - it will deter non racists from wasting even a single second of their time pursuing a connection with someone who is completely incompatible, while also attracting the interests of fellow bigots - taking them out of the dating

A good number of sad, confused, traumatized teenage girls, when overwhelmed by a horrible experience, probably don't want to have three large male cops interrogating them skeptically about who put the what-where in their hoo-ha, and how drunk were you anyway, while they try not to smirk.

I'm not sure how it works at Yale, but on a lot of campuses, dialing 911 gets you the campus cops, not the city 911 operators.

It's like... how do you stop being depressed over something you have a legitimate right to feel very, very sad over? No antidepressant can fix that.

As any fule kno, white zin is best when stuck in the freezer for about 90 minutes or until it becomes a White Zin Slushie. Grab a jumbo straw and drink your way through your hot, wet tears.

It's really sad, and I wish I could be on the other side of this argument — two of my favorite dogs (my sister's and my ex-roommate's) are at least half pit bull — but... at some point anecdata just become data. Some of them have vicious owners, but other's just snap. Someone makes the wrong kind of eye contact and