For some reason, companies like Uber and Lyft are operating even though they refuse to comply with any of these regulations that were enacted through legislation at various levels of government to protect consumers. Cab companies are freaking out that firms like Uber/Lyft are allowed to operate with no regulation,…

I think the fear is not so much AIDS/HIV, but they are concerned about the NEXT virus.

I've never seen female ejaculation, but it appears that a lot of pornography depicts women urinating during sex and billing it as female ejaculation. Since watersports are considered obscene and banned, they probably wanted to make sure that peeing videos weren't being labeled as "female ejaculation" to get around the…

They probably view it in the same category as water sports, which is also banned.

This is awesome, 1970s soft rock is my #1 guilty pleasure.

Whatever, Burneko. You can give me all your candy corn.

In Denver I met a woman who "let it slip" that she took her engagement ring to have it appraised for insurance and it was $40,000.

I was an EMT, I almost passed out during training the first time I had to do a blood draw. It got easier. A lot of my friends are needle-phobic, so I was always as gentle as possible.

Unbelievable. I really wish Anonymous or someone would figure out who these racist assholes are and expose their real names. I wonder how they would feel when their workplaces or schools are confronted with the vile, racist garbage that these cowardly douchebags spew when they think they're anonymous. Michael…

Scottish Folds as a breed do tend to be chill, but Olivia Benson looks like she's been hitting the Kitty Valium. I had two Folds, and there was no way I could tote them around like that. I tried to take them on a car ride when they were kittens, and they cried piteously the whole time. If I had to put them in their…

When I was an EMT I had to get tested every 6 months for TB. Hospital workers who are around infants should be getting screened far more often than once a year.

I purchased a Squatty Potty. Great investment. I don't use it every time but it is a godsend when constipated, which happens a lot despite how much green vegetable juice I drink from my stupid overpriced Vitamix.

Oddly, I don't have a problem with terms like "the huz", but "hubs" or "hubby" just makes me apoplectic with rage.

One of my teachers in high school referred to his baby as "the bun" while his wife was pregnant. I guess they probably referred to the child by name after it was born. I always thought that was kind of endearing.

I cannot handle it when grown adults use toddleresque words. "Baby belly" just sounds like a three year old squealing, "THERE IS A BABY IN MOMMY'S BELLY!" Like that gross phrase in HIMYM where the writers had Lily use the phrase "Marshall Erickson, put a baby in my belly." GROSSSSSS.

Abusers use violence because it WORKS. It gets them their way. It keeps the victim scared and willing to do whatever it takes to keep the kids safe, the pets safe, to keep a roof over their head.

I had an anti-vax chiropractor say to me, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, that the vaccines are "worse than the actual diseases" and that the number of people killed by these diseases "weren't that significant" and that the companies embellished and exaggerated the numbers of deaths to sell vaccines.

A friend emailed me an article about this. Times have been tough in the anacoluthon household as of late; however, I immediately rallied and donated (a small amount) to his campaign. We haven't had any visually impaired or blind members of Congress since 1941. This man seems like a stellar candidate and I wish him the…

May I inquire as to your beef with Mr. Galaxy?

Do either of these plans come with free diapers or catheters for passengers who can't get out to use the toilets?