Lucky you. I get treated like shit, EVERY SINGLE TIME I FLY. I would say that only a tiny fraction of the TSA agents I have encountered were remotely professional or courteous. Trying to train shitty high-school dropouts recruited by pizza boxes to use scientifically discredited "behavioral detection" techniques is…

I think it's probably that she spends the GDP of a small country on cosmetic surgery and procedures. I've read about her obsessive full-body skin-care regimen and how she routinely has autologous fat transfers to her hands and face.

I read about a new axillary hyperhidrosis (extreme underarm sweating) treatment now called MiraDry. They destroy your sweat glands with microwaves. Costs $3,000 and requires 2 treatments 90 days apart, but considering that it's a.) permanent and b.) one course of Botox costs like $800 and only lasts 6 months, it…

You may think it's bullshit, but take a Dave Ramsey FPU class. If he says shit you don't like/agree with, then just ignore it and look for the things you find useful. Go to every class and do all the readings/assignments. The skills you can learn in that class are solid.

I'm pretty sure Rihanna is Bahamanian and not a United States citizen.

I have a metal allergy and I have a shitload of necklaces that I can't wear (ok, I wear them occasionally for a few hours until I get the rash, then I can't wear any again for like a week). I wish there was some way to get rid of my metal allergy.

Jeez. So sad. I pour out a 40 for Colonel Meow. See you on the other side, comrade.

Fun fact about the visually impaired in the United States: as a group they have an 80% unemployment rate because few will hire them. One of my close friends has been blind since birth, and like most blind or visually impaired people, she can't get a job despite having a master's degree because most employers assume…

I wonder if raising the cost of fast food would affect public health at all.

I doubt it. People like to throw around the term "biohazard". Fun fact: bandages with DRIED blood on them go in the regular garbage. Wet stuff goes in biohazard bags.

YESSSS it is real! I used to go there as a kid! Black Bart's cave is awesome, there are real cliff divers, and the sopapillas are the only edible foodstuff they serve.

This is the best GIF ever.

Most people do not realize that children essentially have no rights. One of the guys I work with is going through a bitter fight with his ex wife. He claims that his ex "stole" $800 from their minor daughter's bank account. I told him to tell it to the judge because parental rights mean that parents don't have to…

My mom was a smoker and also had a dental phobia (and abusive). When my dentist and hygienist would shame me for not flossing, I was too scared to tell them that we didn't have any floss in the house. My mom would have just called me a liar and I would have really gotten it when we got home for talking to the dentist.…

I really wish they had taken some normal pictures without Vaseline on the lens and a weird sepia filter. I would have liked to see the ring design a little more clearly.

Can I ask what the FUCK happened to all the goddamned Kerrygold? I can't find it anywhere. Is there a shortage going on? Is it seasonal?

What is this? Is this a tiny human ear that is being grown on a baby porcupine?

I thought I would love this photo of a baby animal, but its human-like ear is just creeping me out.

Fresno is insanely hot and dusty. There's no ocean. It's the meth capital of California. There isn't art, architecture, or culture like you might find elsewhere in Cali. I am not sure where the huge opportunities are in Fresno, one of my friends is trying to stick it out there because he owns a home there, but he's…

Oh, those messy emotions and character flaws! :(