The AMAZING interns at our office decorated our office door. Can you believe we didn't win the door-decorating contest?! I'm boycotting Big J's b-day for that.

This one's pretty good. :)

"Get in my mouth, delicious melodies!"

So hot. Want to touch the hiney.

The transformation is complete, young Bieber is worthy of the iron throne.

Lies, the emperor has no clothes.

THIS! There's not a war on your religion, there's a push to recognize that OTHER PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE JUST SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FROM YOU. Growing up, I had a Jewish friend. Her family was the only Jewish people I knew, and I made them Hannukah cards. The mom cried because I was the only person who recognized their…

What I want to do while listening to this song:

Well now that you guys have spent all morning being wrong, here you go.

I'd just like to add this.

Allow me to push the envelope a little:

I get this.

Sigh.

Just came here to say:

I'm ... I'm feeling kind of lost and alone here ... I have never had it brought more forcefully to the fore that I am an Old, since as far as I am concerned Adam Levine is a skinny, malapert unshaven boy-child whose voice sounds like a ferret in a trap (and a nasal ferret, at that).

Just watched season two of American Horror Story in which he pops up as an absolute tool intent on rutting at his obnoxious wife on every available surface no matter how spooky and disgusting it is. I now realise the role was not that much of a stretch.

Oh yes. He just looooves women tooooooo much.