Long-term guy friends that you may or may not have had sex with? To be CHERISHED.
I prefer:
I am actually horrified by how often I feel the need to use it.
Look up his bandmate, Mags Furuholmen. It appears they were in on the same deal.
My daughter and son, reading over my shoulder, sang out "Frosssssssty's va-gi-nuhhhhh, was a jolly, happy hollllllle..."
I have never been more proud.
"Sexiest Man Alive"??!?
Cannot believe my eyes
Even though I realise
People mag ain't always wise
I do not understand
Could this guy be more bland
On the Voice with his nasal voice
Are you all smoking crack?
He claims he isn't a bimbo
and then he opens his mouth
And it really makes me wonder why so many give a fuck about him.
Wit…
Yes, yes, a thousand times YES.
Spanky can keep his method. I like to tear off a chunk, clear away bits of membrane and expose a cluster of arils, and bite into it like I'm an Aztec priestess sinking my teeth into a nice, juicy heart.
I worked at a call center selling overpriced bed linens. My "boss" was a humorless, saccharine prig about ten years away from earning her mom jeans and cementing her Twihard status.
Highlight? I was in the throes of morning sickness (which I thought was the 'flu), and I placed a customer on hold with the ruse that I…