Among her many other accomplishments by the tender age of 6, on March 17, 2018 Blue Ivy Carter single handily invented the term black privilege. 

We’re getting ready to watch the craziest constitutional shit storm in history. Firing the special prosecutor is what got Nixon impeached. However Republicans today are huge ass traitors and pussies and will just stand aside and let Russia continue to fuck our democracy.

Nothing says you’re innocent like constantly trying to meddle in the investigation into whether or not you’re innocent.

The Administration’s desperation is palpable. They’re flailing around like they’re drowning in quicksand. I assume Rosenstein will be next if he doesn’t take Dowd’s “hint” and fire Mueller. Trump & Co are terrified.

John Kelly is a wizard. With just a few magic words, he’s made Rex Tillerson, a truly odious, cartoonish villain, into a sympathetic character.

Kim K. talking to her domestic in the morning.

The outfit only really looks trendy and hot because Kim is wearing it with makeup, glam hair and a good body. The outfit itself is not a groundbreaking nor innovative, they just slapped an expensive brand on bike shorts and a walmart hoodie. That being said, I don’t doubt this look will sell out.

Kim looks good and all and I love casual wear, but it’s kind of disconcerting to see a full face of makeup and perfectly blown-out hair with bike shorts, a big ol’ hoodie and scrunched socks.

Mandy and Bobby’s relationship, we learn, is “never the same,” probably because he tried to coerce her into having an abortion!

So....basically a really long, torturous, terribad version of “what about the menz”? Super!

Wait, so Timmy and Tina are still small children when Jason goes to heaven? So, kids in heaven who are aborted do grow up, but they just kinda stop at like, age 8 or something, and just wait for random friends of their parents to come along and play football with them?

As someone who has been harassed at more than one job, but never to that extreme, I am amazed at how fucking strong a woman like Sandra Bundy or Anita Hill or anyone who stood her ground and fought for all of us had to be. It has been less than three weeks since I have been sexually harassed at work, and my boss and…

This is just another of 45's racist dog whistles to his base. In their minds, “drug dealers” are all black or brown thugs with 14 karat grills who drive big flashy cars and peddle death to sweet, innocent little white kids.

LOL, is this a FB ad? You lost me at “nor would I recommend that any Facebook user take a hiatus from using it”. As if FB were essential to living. It’s not.

So, he’s gonna be going after the Sacklers and the American Medical Association?

*checks to make sure no one died* Ok good.

I get a feeling Mueller’s indictments will remove those obstacles from his path.

“I wasn’t a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete,”

As an addition to your second point (which I agree with)...

Well, unfortunately mom has to get the clothes out of the dryer in the basement and that’s right behind my sweet gaming rig. She says boobies is bad. I’ve complained about being 40 and how I should be able to look at what I want. But she just goes on and on about it being her house and me getting a job, blah, blah. So…