This.

They’re used to their publicity machine to trample less wealthy opponents. The Smith’s stepping into the fray leveled the playing field and for the first time they were confronted

you. you. people like you are exactly the problem. you’re an imbecile.

It’s like if an alien heard about human habits and tried to convince us they get it. 

I have a somewhat different take on Frida. I agree with the criticism of the commercialization of art and artists but at the same time it’s not just happening to Frida.

Not to take away from the seriousness of major companies ripping off indie designers, but it boggles the mind that anyone would want to steal the design of the item in the header. It’s a hunter orange tent with zippers that someone repurposed into a shapeless cape.

To be fair, Mormons are basically following Christian fanfic. I don’t think most Christians consider them fully Christian instead of a sort of similar spinoff religion.

Dogs are nice, but you can go to any park and find dogs to pet. Visiting the costume department of the Royal Opera House though, that would be a dream come true!!! They would have to carry me out kicking and screaming at the end of the day, because I would never want to leave.

He was always a shithead, it’s just not acceptable now.

Calm the fuck down, January; we still have a whole year of horror to endure.

We all know that they have all these pricing formats negotiated with every insurer, they should have to release every single one in plain language.

I’d believe her if she hadn’t added the bit about never talking that way about anyone and the stuff about knowing her heart. That’s just something snakey people say when they get caught.

The poor nannies! Seriously. I know a lot of people who want to have the same number of children that their parents had, so I wonder if that’s what’s going on when she says she wants four?

Part of me looks at the way her family has treated pets, fame, each other and thinks “Maybe nah girl. Maybe a paint and sip or something.” Then again, I try v hard not to judge each other’s choices when they’re relatively benign and have no impact on me. I do doubt, though, that a 4th kid will grant some sort of open…

I’m Getting Married was FANTASTIC. The Staten Island couple where the husband forgot he was mic’ed and hulked out on his limo driver because he was late, and the wife had overfilled her lips so much they gave her a speech impediment. GOLD.

The only thing I won’t adopt is a home A.I. That one feels a little too intrusive for my liking.

Until someone calls them out for not being journalistic. Then they’re “bloggers”or some shit.

I’m glad you continue to call this out. It’s notable that it hasn’t been covered on Jez or The Root.

Pay your nieces and nephews $10 an ornament to bring you your childhood ornaments off of your bitch sister’s Christmas tree.

I’m not sure that even 10 years is acceptable. She tried to escape her mother once, with a man she had met at the sci-fi convention, and her mother tracked them down and produced false papers claiming that Gypsy Rose was a minor (she wasn’t). She was a prisoner of her abuser for more than two decades. Therapy and…