I dunno. Vegan farts are kind of unstoppable.

After splitting from Gwyneth he probably farted for a week nonstop. You know she doesn't allow that behavior in the house.

Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.

Ah yes, the 'ol "I don't like something and I'm not stupid so people who do like it must be stupid". Classic.

Thanks for that - I particularly enjoyed this paragraph:

I call bullshit. It took me WAY longer than 31 hours to read Atlas Shrugged, due to all the time spent in the bathroom purging the bits I couldn't swallow.

Thanks for breaking this down since I was kind of too angry about it to think this critically. I think she also called Nicole Beharie, who is the lead on Sleepy Hollow, a sidekick. Seriously, fuck that noise.

At some point, someone needs to force through a Kardashian-Duggar cross-over reality show.

Say what you will about Nicki Minaj, but over the years the one major constant with her is her support of young people and education. There are so many videos and gifs of her on the internet, telling random kids that the single most important thing is for them to go to college and work hard at being smart.

You better have skinny legs and a skinny waist to go with that big ass though, or else GTFO, right?

No comment on how Deadspin published the Kate Upton photos and got 658,000 page views? No moral outrage over your own employer Gawker Media profiting from this sex crime? No comment on how you couldn't find basically any other reputable site to actually publish the leaked photos except Gawker Media? No comment on…

Huh. Considering Black Widow has demonstrated herself to be the most cunning character they've done (even outsmarting Loki) as well as a total ass kicker in Cap 2, and considering Falcon was pretty much the highlight of Cap 2 (for several reasons), I tend to disagree.

Marvel Studios announced that Thor is to become a woman, and Captain America will now be black. I can't say your statement holds true any longer.

You mean "(Please note, this is absolutely not the time to bring up your so-called "Jew fro." The issues that black people face regarding our hair are not the same as anyone else's and please stop trying to convince yourself that they are.)"

green screen? it would SUCK to do, considering how well this show does re: scouting sets and stuff, but it's not really out of line for a church to say 'n ty' to a request for a naked lady to stroll around it's stoop, as was stated.

I don't really see how it's embarrassing. She has a huge following. She can influence a lot of people, young and old.

MRA prude troll alert... Nobody even said that this particular performance was about anybody taking control of their sexuality. Your ilk is just mad because you want female entertainers (and women in general) to be more 'modest' and 'ladylike'. #Notgonnahappen #21stcentury #sexaintsobad…

Now that she has our attention I think she's happily moving into a new look that can best be described as rap goddess?

Wait- is that costume a take on the Poison Ivy look? Also... did Nicki Minaj reach back and pick out a wedgie? Damn, she just kills me- she does what needs to be done!

Please make some lovely grown-up dresses with sleeves! You have no idea how much I'd be willing to pay for dresses (work and dressy dresses) with some goddamn fucking sleeves. I'm so sick of always needing a cardigan or some sort of cover-up.