I must be conditioned to Current Beyonce, because I don't remember any of those breaks. I've been Beyonce-tized!

Maybe you missed the part where that is not in the definition of "assertive" nor is egotism antithetical to that definition?

She makes me so happy to be a brown skinned girl! Makes me want to big chop again!

Which sounds like the humor is dervived from his speech impediment which means you are mocking.

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This is certainly cheaper than paying models.

I really want to get an HP tattoo actually, but I can't decide which symbol I'd get. Deathly Hallows is easiest, but it's not a theme that runs through the entire book. I thought about the lightening bolt or maybe 9 3/4 for the King's Cross platform.

Based on those photos, I feel like the headline should read "Free People Ditching Models and Replacing them With Other Very Attractive Thin White People".

I can totally appreciate this. I feel like the Smith kids or the Brangalina roving gang shouldn't be stalked the way they have been. I think with the exception of Suri Cruise, no kid likes that shit. I wouldn't want to have some scuzzy dude asking my mom about how she waxes her anus to get a reaction from her.

Speak for yourself. I am stridently anti-pants.

I agree that he is a terrible person. But apparently he learnt to fight when he got picked on as a kid because of his voice. So it's kind of the other way around.

he has a speech impediment because he is violent for a living.

"He has a speech impediment because he is violent for a living"

Don't speech impediment shame!

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OH MAN! I haven't heard from you in a while. Keep fighting the good fight!

All that for an 8-year, tops, marriage?