Hey, dudes. New plan here: StefCoin.

But you have to remember that the new cars will look something like this:

But like, I'm down...

I assumed it was just that the McLaren mistook the s2k for a miata and (rightfully) wanted to let the faster car thru.

Tommy Stunts is a GREAT name

It’s a tough question - all of those Smart roadsters have been accelerating from 0-60 since 2010.

The vent-to-door ratio on this car is extreme. It should be called the Multiventador.

There aren’t any pedestrians on the Bay Bridge, which confused the Mustangs.  They wandered ‘round and ‘round searching fruitlessly for a crowd.

Kristen: I don’t really understand how anyone could lose a whole car.

I haven’t had enough coffee to be dealing with this bullshit yet.

A world where the only car was some variant of the E30 wouldn’t be the worst of all worlds.

Even Bernie used to be at most F1 races. 

Makes sense that he would do this, since my middle school health teachers always said people used drugs and alcohol to escape reality.

they know what the Hamptons are. They’re slightly classier hotels across the interstate from the Holiday Inn Cousin Eddie’s been living at for 3 months

OK, so this guy lives in the Hamptons and drives a Lexus.  If his sport’s core demographic actually knew what either of those things were, they’d be furious. 

It’s Monday and I still can’t buy a RWD Fusion or Camry. 

“McLaren FastAF”

For anyone looking to find a specialist to rebuild this car, I don’t recommend Googling “vintage escort service” while at work. 

Rumor has it he was having a transplant, replacing his heart with a hellcat engine.

Panoz... Yes! I always liked them. Some people hated the design, but I like the curves of it a lot.