I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

Hitting a speedbump at 15 mph should take care of that problem.

Consider that despite the money spent, the result is just another ton-and-half of metal and plastic. They may cost a hundred times more than some other car, but that value is just a theoretical agreement between humans. In terms of labor cost and resource utilization, an F40 is not much different from a 1988 Ford…

You didn’t ask for a sports car. You asked for a reasonably sporty EV.

Ehhhhh... That’s exactly what it is, a bro truck. It’s bought by bros that are more interested in image and the jeep brand than a good truck for a good deal. Bros do exactly that. They spend too much on a truck because of how it looks. The people that actually want a good deal on a good, capable truck buy a different…

Yeah, because designing a strategy based around appealing to people who cry endlessly for smaller and cheaper is always a winning business.... /s

This is a bad take. Crank windows are good, but people want apple carplay, any less torque the Gladiator will never get out of its own way. 

The only thing Hummer does 11 is Chapter.

CANYONEROOOOOOOO

I continue to be bewildered how 0-60 times are a compelling measure of merit for a truck.

I’m not going to defend SUVs, but that illustration is bunk. Those people would be about 5'0" tall. They need to use REAL PEOPLE. Hey, that’s a great idea, someone should make car commercials using real people. 

If you can't tell if it is satire, it is really well done satire.

I really can’t tell if this is serious or satire, but I like it.

These are incredible numbers from a stock turbo. My guess is, with an aftermarket tune, and a larger turbocharger, this car might do two seconds, flat. I’m not sure how much these turbos are tuned for low-end, off the line torque, but my gut tells me with a quarter mile time like that, they have to come on boost…

If you ignore every piece of engineering and can only see generic body shapes.

Only for perpendicular parking.  If the lot is angle parking; you will pull out and be going the wrong way down the aisle.

Pulling through is Okay.  Parallel parking facing the wrong direction is NOT.  

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

Aaaaaaand the countdown to 2045 has begun 

You should listen to your user name.