Pepsi makes Mountain Dew.

Not one person in that video isn’t attractive and thin and tall, too. Pepsi’s diversity is about skin color and not body type, size, or shape.

You really don’t need to whiteknight here. Calling an article ‘shit’ is not out of bounds when you consider that Deadspin is basically the snarkiest place on the internet.

Yes. I believe it was the only thing he ever called him. I can’t remember him ever saying ‘Chris’.

I’m on mobile, and there are EIGHT ads for the IFC show Brockmire interspersed throughout this list. I’m not even complaining. That is impressive.

“In my more than 20 years at fox News Channel, no one has ever filed a complaint about me with the Human Resources Department, even on the anonymous hotline”

I’m a New Yorker, and the fact that we spend $3 billion incarcerating people (unless I read that wrong) is insane. There’s untold savings, in addition to the tax revenues, to be saved from fully legalizing marijuana.

Also wondering that myself.

You’ve broken a cardinal rule of Gawker sites: don’t even obliquely criticize Hillary Clinton or tons of people will shit on you, even if you voted for her.

“umpire Angel Hernandez”

Damn, didn’t even catch that. Good call.

“We’re not some fucking monolithic entity, dude.”

He didn’t call you dumb, or unlearned. Like, at all. What he said is true for much of America, POC or not. The vast majority of Americans were more familiar with Hillary Clinton. As more people learned about Bernie, more people liked him. His popularity kept rising and he’s still one of the most popular politicians in…

I’m a liberal. Nice word soup, though.

Yeah, totally not raging. That’s why you’ve posted a ton of angry comments on an article about a comedy special that you clearly did not watch.

ha, OK. You spend all day impotently raging on gawker sites but I somehow need a reminder about life outside of the internet.

You seem very calm and measured about my opinion that no one cares about yours. Enjoy not laughing with Chappelle and getting frustrated over the internet instead.

Dickhead, the woman in the joke was specifically a white woman. Dave mentions that and then says it’s important for the story. You are exactly the kind of person he’s complaining about. Christ.

No, it isn’t. At all. Actually watch the special. The tagline is from an earlier joke where Dave invents a superhero who needs to rape to activate his superpowers. He presents it to an idiotic Texan who loves it.

I’m a huge, flaming progressive, but the way most progressives handle comedy is embarrassing. Case in point, the entire article above.