Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

If any cum rags took offense by my words I would like for these cum rags to know that I think they’re just terrific, hugely, bigly terrific... Just tremendous. We have the best cum rags. Ask anyone. You know the media has just been... You know our cum rags are number one... Just been so negative. Only in America can a…

D is for Donald!

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?

“Nobody needs to. Every time they write an article about Trump and the first sentence includes some offhand insult, usually directed at Trumps appearance.”

seeing someone call another person a maroon genuinely warms my heart

“I’m as anti trump as can be”

People who say that are taking his presidency personally. Any admission that he isn’t doing a good job would be a tacit admission that they themselves were stupid. Therefore, he has to be doing a good job, and any evidence to the contrary is to be ignored.

Since when do they read Jezebel?

An utter embarrassment to the office and to our country.

This is an effort to prepare the public for a change of the First Amendment. I honestly believe that. They couldn’t possibly change parts of the Constitution without public support. If they paint every mainstream media news outlet as fake long enough, people will be a lot more open to laws curbing our press freedoms.

Trump’s first upgrade as a public servant: replacing his twitter account with living, shouting, wrong, stupid, pissed off human being.

Get rid of the fucker. I really can’t add anything other than the fact that anyone who buys from a dealership is a complete fucking narcissist.

The top 5% in the United States have a net worth of approximately $1.3 million.

“Very rich” means you can live anywhere? How relative is that?

You and I may have a different definition of that which it means to be very rich. A two-million dollar home in a beautiful area and a car: and yes, you may still have to work. Do you understand how the rest of the planet lives??

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

“Teen Vogue” doing what mainstream media critics aren’t willing to, Especially by name, and to the perpetrator’s face.

Meanwhile, in Minnesota, -10F is jogging weather...