Supreme Court: *snap*

We gather here today to celebrate the life of Jalopnik reader ‘Nascar Caution’, who died unexpectedly when someone joked about Bernie Ecclestone taking over Nascar. Anyone wishing to say a few words, come forward and turn left, then left again, and again. 

And think of the effect of the auto market with all those repo’d vehicles back on the lot...

Ueno is the Japanese pronunciation of “wiener”.

Jason had a brief cameo on Spike TV’s Car Matchmaker, I know this because I was asked to be on that episode, but because I live on the wrong coast, Torch got the spot since he lived in LA at the time. Jason makes for a much better TV personality than I do.

He’s got a point here. If Trump were impeached and convicted,* he and many others would be able to dismiss it as partisan injustice blahblahblah. He might have to abandon the office, but he’d be preaching his victimhood the rest of his life, and much of the right will believe it. On the other hand, if Trump goes out…

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

Looks like tensions are ramping up.

Long Live Gawker!

Seems more like “Typical Republican” to me.

If they do Space Jam 2, Fultz absolutely has to be one of the people the Monstars steal powers from, if only so there can be a scene where he gets his powers stolen, suddenly puts up one of those hitch-tastic free throws, and then we see Brett Brown break his clipboard in frustration and yell “NOT AGAIN!”

Hold my beer.

2nd gear:

Of course it will.

If you actually go to your local steel supplier, you’ll find prices have already jumped - 10-20% in our area, and the quotes they’ll give are generally now only good for 24 hours instead of weeks.

Wouldn’t it be crazy if it was found in the following years that multiple auto makers had built cars specifically to beat tests, and that the actual emissions from diesel engines were vastly higher than otherwise reported? Maybe toss in the exposure of the fact that standard emissions tests are inadequate and more…

It’s a Hyperbole Truther!

“Ok, Tom. We got some good news. And we got some bad news.”