I want all of you to know that ‘The Boss’ in all of my play-throughs of Saints Row is entirely based on Jason Statham. It makes the game play of SR4 even better as the guy with the British accent as The President.

Supreme Court: *snap*

I have a hard time picking just one favorite episode from Person of Interest. But I have to say If-Then-Else is at least one of the best. Great performance by the casts, the Machine’s simulation interspersed with flashback of Finch training it, the dialog between the protagonists (especially during the simplified…

If it takes forever, I will wait for you. For a thousand summers, I will wait for you.

The cold open from “The Devil’s Share.” Just that alone.

“Relevance” could have been the pilot to a very different version of Person of Interest. It plays out like a full movie: Shaw gets a mission, experiences a tragedy, discovers a betrayal, and meets important new allies. And all of it’s exciting as hell.

We gather here today to celebrate the life of Jalopnik reader ‘Nascar Caution’, who died unexpectedly when someone joked about Bernie Ecclestone taking over Nascar. Anyone wishing to say a few words, come forward and turn left, then left again, and again. 

And think of the effect of the auto market with all those repo’d vehicles back on the lot...

Hoooooooooly crap, I love Person of Interest and did not realize that was him. Awesome.

Ueno is the Japanese pronunciation of “wiener”.

Jason had a brief cameo on Spike TV’s Car Matchmaker, I know this because I was asked to be on that episode, but because I live on the wrong coast, Torch got the spot since he lived in LA at the time. Jason makes for a much better TV personality than I do.

While some may feel it’s a copout that Jane survived her destined death

Maybe this, but with a cow?

Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend’s door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he asked, “Fred, how’d that pig get him a wooden leg?”

He’s got a point here. If Trump were impeached and convicted,* he and many others would be able to dismiss it as partisan injustice blahblahblah. He might have to abandon the office, but he’d be preaching his victimhood the rest of his life, and much of the right will believe it. On the other hand, if Trump goes out…

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

Looks like tensions are ramping up.

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