It’s not the coaching staff’s fault that the crowd noise is so intense.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

When addressing Trump, FUCK YOU seems like most appropriate response

Nope, too many books also. I went to the library, it was like a whole building just full of books I’ll never read. What’s even the point?

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

I want him standing atop a pile of ashes and skulls, clad only in a loincloth woven from his unworthy foe’s toupee.

Oh, my goodness, the poor old man must be exhausted! Getting up early to talk shit about Rand Paul, take a couple puffs on “Big” Luther Strange’s dick, twist some GOP Senators’ tails, and then plug the unrepentant band of pussy grabbers at Fox News and that steaming piece of fecal theatre of the absurd known as Fox &…

It is the 21st century, I eagerly await the advent of active duct tape.

Whhaaa???? Flat black over something like this!? Poppycock I say! If gaudy isn’t your thing, maybe something more straight forward. I think this 787 is heroic in the blue and white:

We are all General Kelly.

Cuss all you want in the body of the article, but for the love of God can you stop dropping F bombs in the title of articles, particularly for something that everyone wants to read like The Morning Shift? You are going to get banned by our IT people, and then I’m going to have to work,

Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

Thank you. My father and uncles don’t care one bit (all vets). Oddly enough what gets them going is the disregard for proper flag etiquette among so-called patriots. esp. former vets.

Once Payne and his superior who pushed him are fired and unable to find another job, then I’ll believe in that “goodness of society”.

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

And lo the Son of God said to all the little children; Its just a bunch of water. Find your own shelter you fucking babies. - Letters from Bill to Ted; Chapter 4 Verse 20

God: “Dude, I’ve been texting you for a week straight.”

☐ Mayweather

The Honda CR-V review remains my largest hit on here. And I’ve reviewed everything, from Aston Martins to Golf R’s.

I’m going to go hang myself now.

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?