She wouldn’t come out because he’s bad in the sack because they’ve never had sex.

Russell is finally coming out?

Neutral: Overproduction?

I don’t have anywhere else to put Kellyanne’s shitty Eagles tweets so here are a few of them:

ETA: I feel 63,000,000 voter are so stupid that I have to specify that statement was sarcasm.

Did Bernie EVER not look old?

Counterpoint: Fuck Bernie Ecclestone

GIRL, BYE.

I have been waiting for this day.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

If there was any justice in this world, it would have been Trump’s tax returns in that box.

obligatory

You know the auto industry makes cars, right?

And we’ll say, “We keep telling you: the bunker doesn’t need a political blogger. Go scavenge for food.”

Look, after the Steelers win on Sunday, New England salt will consume us all.

The last compact crossover reviewed on Jalopnik, the 2017 Honda CR-V, generated a massive 96,000 views. That’s 66,000 more than the review of that stunning Miami Blue 2017 Porsche 911 Carrera S shot in front of the Golden Gate Bridge.

I hear Trump is going to add a 35% lap penalty to all Mexican drivers to ensure proper American drivers, who can’t otherwise compete, get their fair chance in American racing series.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

I think there’s a pretty large gap between a despotic banana republic and a country like ours, with a strong military and an old navy.