Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

If there was any justice in this world, it would have been Trump’s tax returns in that box.

obligatory

You know the auto industry makes cars, right?

And we’ll say, “We keep telling you: the bunker doesn’t need a political blogger. Go scavenge for food.”

Look, after the Steelers win on Sunday, New England salt will consume us all.

The last compact crossover reviewed on Jalopnik, the 2017 Honda CR-V, generated a massive 96,000 views. That’s 66,000 more than the review of that stunning Miami Blue 2017 Porsche 911 Carrera S shot in front of the Golden Gate Bridge.

I hear Trump is going to add a 35% lap penalty to all Mexican drivers to ensure proper American drivers, who can’t otherwise compete, get their fair chance in American racing series.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

Homeboy up there is this tweet in real life.

I think there’s a pretty large gap between a despotic banana republic and a country like ours, with a strong military and an old navy.

Please be Hondo, please be Hondo, please be Hondo, please be Hondo ...

“Nah, keep it; green’s more my colour, and my dad was a dick. Also, that thing murdered, like, tens of children. The hand, though—been looking for that for years... Wait, you didn’t bring the hand? You’re already my worst student. YES, INCLUDING THE ONE WHO MURDERED ALL THE OTHER STUDENTS.”

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

I must say I kinda dig the Rogue One approach...? Just use cool looking shots that will never end in the final cut. Tell me pretty lies.

I mean, that’s not the only example. ABC loves to cancel series that are full of potential. It doesn’t help that they have so many long-running shows that only a few spots open up each year.

Correction:

I still say this is a an elaborate April Fools day Prank !

Bob the intern was parking the TIE fighter, and accidentally flew into the shot.