It’s electric.

There’s a snake in my boots, errr loafer.

Legos!

They’ll call it Empire’s Most Wanted, cast it with beloved characters from one of the movies (or Rebels) and then cancel it before it airs, leaving those beloved characters in Development Hell Carbonite :P

Every single one

And bangs all the sexy alien babes?

As a serious fan since 1981, so have I. But you know what?

Agent carter travels to a galaxy far, far away ...

“This is Star Wars, though: now there’s a new hope.”

As a serious fan since 1980, I have not. Maybe those three extra years were enough to burn you out and I’m just not there yet. Ha!

io9 is total Marvel fanboys, man. They crap all over DC and it’s a conspiracy.

Thanks Tumblr!

“Witches”
“Sexy Witches”
“Kevin”

Do we even have one of those?
Zoology says we do.
Well, they would know.

I just... I just wish...

OK... who had merman?

/Cmd+F “florida”

Holy shit, I figured out who he looks like ...