yet they don’t want to admit that it was their own mandate for restrictor plates which led to this. All you have now is cars bunched up, just waiting for someone to leave the line or bump another car, then shit’s flying everywhere.

Eventually, Graham’s gonna get bored, put a bigger engine in that Bugeye Sprite to make it do 220 mph and hurt himself royally. Sorry, slow, gradual process of evolution. That’s how it works. Humanity is largely doomed as a species and no amount of Cactus-style squirting pus-sacks can save us from ourselves.

Electricity can’t melt steel tools.

Yes.

uhh. thats not how this works. thats not how any of this works.

If you ever want to stop someone from clicking on a link to one of your stories I would say that putting “they were red like raw hamburger” in the title of some story on Roger Ailes and sexual harassment would be right up there.

As much I hate to admit it. She has some points. Feminism has caused women to be unhappy because we’re actively ignoring some of the fundamental differences between men and women. Now before you beer guzzling, gas pumping, plant eating lesbians jump down my throat-hear me out!

Way to plan ahead!

Now hopefully the rich people who bought the last ones desperately get rid of them as they shell out the money for a new one, depreciation hits them hard, and you can get the old Panamera Turbo S for $12 and an empty Altoids tin.

Matt, the slut.

ftfy

We’ll farad out the truth soon enough.

If I were them I’d be pretty amped. Charged up, even.

Ohm man that’s fast!

For records like this, in a car this light, they do need the driver to be as light as possible.

Ferrari has filed a protest against Bugatti claiming the car shouldn’t have been allowed to run since it wasn’t on sale yet.

...most negative comment today. Go sit in the corner, and don’t come back until you can name 5 things that give your life joy.