Yes, this is a bad movie. But I love it completely and always go to bat for it.

Ahhhhhhh this totally explains why a dozen Austin cops detained myself and two of my friends and aggressively questioned us even though we literally did nothing illegal in 2013. Sounds like a real shithead.  

I had the pleasure of spectating Rally Mexico a few weeks ago; those cars are freaking amazing. Loved the rally, but I don’t think I’ll be going back until the cartels are dealt with. I had no problems, but their specter loomed large over the event.

I work for a truck upfitter; basically we buy steel and aluminum service and dump bodies and install them on a bare chassis cab.

Real talk: I can’t tell which of the US or U.K. has the more fucked up political situation. Everytime I think one side has the edge, the other does something profoundly stupid and I have to reconsider.

THE ENTIRE ALPHABET ONLY HAS ONE MORE LETTER!

Fancy Kristen and Torchlopnik: opposite ends of the socio-economic spectrum, and the best parts of Jalopnik.

Of course it is.

The worst part is that is actually innacurrate; the state senators squashed the bill WHILE THEY WERE TRAVELING. Couldn’t do it while looking them in the eye.

I DONT COME TO A CAR AND RACING SITE FOR RACING RESULTS GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE

For shame. An entire article about shipping and (unless I missed it, I am pretty drunk) no mention of the time shippers made something happen in a show they loved.

I will as soon as I can find it.

Danica Roem was pretty awesome this year.

Roy Moore

Garbage that gets launched into the sun doesn’t get burned as badly as Danica roasted Bob. Nice.

Don’t forget the A-10 /s

A month or two ago I was on a business trip with a woman who used to work for Harley. She got out because “That company is so fucked.” Why?

For what it’s worth, both parties (Indycar and WGI) issued statements that mention they’re open to the idea of working together again, but at the moment neither has a date that works well for the other. Hopefully they can work something out.

I never had a problem with the Prius as a car. It was an important first step towards the all electric future we’re working towards.

No fucking shit! A bottleneck you say?!