...or GTFO

“In bed, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock.”

My favorite part:

Hi.

Over/Under on when ICE gets a fancy new name like “United States Freedom Protectors” or some such bullshit? 6 months? A year?

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ah I still remember that; it was a bogus offsides call. Whoever scored the goal was 1-2 yards in front of the defender. Because of that shit call, the match against Algeria was a must win.

He ran over 100 laps during this test...has his F1 car completed that many laps without a catastrophic failure yet?

Only acceptable if it falls regularly

If people gave 2 shits about where something was made, then the manufacturing of it wouldn’t have been offshored in the first place.

Pretty sure that’s more than the RACE at Long Beach and Barber got...combined.

There’s no way his car was in qualifying trim as far as aero goes, plus they bump up the boost for qualifying as well. 222-225 is pretty average for race pace, and I imagine between the cold conditions and first time ever driving an Indycar, Andretti probably kept the downforce pretty high. I think 222 is fantastic…

I refuse to believe that Legends can possibly ever be worse than it wasn’t in S1. Now that I’ve said that it will someone manage to be a huge dumpster Fire, but I have faith it will do better.

disappointed we didn’t get a “Posh Kristen Lee” review of this.

WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS. Jesus was a lich, not a zombie.

I am so, SO jazzed that Lassie is playing god. Now I just need Shawn and Gus to show up and annoy him.

Hmm, good points all around. Basically I want to hear an NBA player talk about his found memories of collecting Wumpa fruit.

Ok, I’m really curious who put in Crash Bandicoot. They’d have to be late 20's, early 30's. Do they just like the name or did they play it a lot when they were younger?

I think my favorite point was even at his worst, Trump still had a better chance to win the election than the Cubs did at winning the World Series after game 3 or 4.

Gawker still seems to have for Nate Silver. He predicted a 4% win for Clinton nationally; final result was 2% win, which is damn good. The biggest problem, which FiveThirtyEight expressed over and over again, was that polls in Wisconsin and Michigan sucked and there weren’t very many of them(the polls in…