It was probably a blast during the eras when they had all the cocaine.

Its ok, he went on to make a career of being not funny so it all worked out in the end

Wait, wait. This implies the sketches that do get accepted made the table-read laugh. I find this hard to believe. 

Good Head, Boner Combine To Get FCUM All Over The Internet

I’m an adult I should be able to call him Bob (or Dickhead) if I want. Do you agree?

Yes, inject this directly into my veins!

I think it’s because there’s been a cultural shift and people now really enjoy watching people get stabbed.

Coco over Kiki?  Cuckoo!  

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Stand your ground clearance.

I feel like trying to categorize ambient based on the ‘intrusiveness’ of the manufactured portion of the composition versus the ‘found’ portion is awfully close to a no-true-Scotsman argument. I know a lot of people find the genre borderline inscrutable already, and it doesn’t help that the modern darlings tend to be…

Valid point, but there are few that cross over. For Todd Bertuzzi fans and teammates alike called him “That fucking guy”

Dude did take a Schwinn at him, but he thought he had a Raleigh good reason to

On the bright side, Europeans speaking in German but pausing to say, “Vat the fahk?” in English indicates that America’s role as a global leader is not so tarnished that it can no longer inspire other nations to aspire to this Shining City on a Fuckin’ Hill.

People aren’t complete idiots

And his sidekick Montgomery Ward.

played the foil to Jerry West’s Batman.

I would buy a Siberian Gulags jersey.

The Russian equivalent of the Winnipeg Jets.

“So we beat on, tents against the current, borne ceaselessly into the past.”