Can’t wait to see him and Dan Orlovsky look into the camera on Sunday mornings and honestly critique players over their situational awareness.

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“Yeah, he sure sucked ass”

“Let’s cut to the chase. This is a good deal for Calgary,”

“In the building” is also a pretty solid summary of my average day at work.

I also don’t see “cowboy monkey rodeo” which is a very real thing at minor league games.  If they were throwing firecrackers, it would be everything 8-year old me could want.

Not sure that’s 100% accurate. Jesus and Peter definitely, but Paul is kind of a shitty person when you read his epistles and his conduct in Acts and some deutero-canonical books and might fit with modern Evangelical movements.... even post-Damascus.

Well, it didn’t quite work out that way.

How many kids get to say that happened at their party?

OH YEAH

“I really thought I could get one more today, but I was denied at the end and collapsed.”

If I lay on the couch with the dog for two hours in the morning, I’d be covered in piss and probably feces by the time I got up.

wow

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Larry Robinson was a beast before beast was used to describe that type of player. Bigger and stronger than everyone else and just as fast and as good as a defensive defensemen as there ever was. He was the anchor to perhaps the best dynasty of my lifetime. Ironically the picture of him in a Kings uniform is the…

I’m not surprised. I wonder if it’s green?