I have a co-worker who prefaces EVERYTHING with “To be perfectly honest...” - as in “To be perfectly honest, I don’t like cashews.”

It’s raining, it’s pouring,

You’re telling me I could get suspended for that?

Favre’s cameo was a bit more obvious.

“We need this kid.”

It’s a shitty, unsportsmanlike challenge - but it’s on the league to use some common sense. Dammit, Hockey, I thought you were pure!

He was on fier.

More like a girlcott, amirite?

A redemption parable in hockey form - what’s not to like?

What, no Zaxxyn?

Anything sociopathic should be an automatic suspension. Get your shit together Bettman.

I can’t believe I’m giving up Chastity today.

I can’t wait to see zero of these movies!

worst bounce ever?

I’m going to wait for Endgame 2 before I start watching this series.

Do You Know The Way To (Kill A Penalty) San Jose?

Cheeky

I bought a four-pack of assorted brown socks at Costco. I’m a bit older than Drew, so I can definitely say that’s the last time I’ll buy brown socks.

If Bettman and any of the NHL team owners were watching, they probably cheered the call at the time - it created some drama for the home team fans. Then things got out of hand, and it all went to shit.

NHL refs are pretty consistent in giving the benefit to the home team, especially when they are losing - they know they have to sell the “product”. The visiting team rarely complains, because they understand the deal. The refs hoped to add some drama to the narrative, but not affect the final outcome. Whoops.