but will there be snacks?

I was a 14-year-old Habs fan in 76-77. They were truly incredible.

Kraft Wackeroni And Sleaze

Is body-praising better than body-shaming? I’m not so sure. 

Crimea river, losers!

I won’t believe that SNL stole this skit until they do at least 12 slight variations on it in the coming months and come up with a catch-phrase.

A classic. A great tracking shot too.

My parents contacted Harvard and told them not to accept me. Do you want fries with that?

They should force these western New York racists to jump from a great height with only a plastic table to break their fall. 

Stanchions - how do they work?

Pete felt bad. You could see Alonso mourning.

Please - Stop - Them - Now!

It’s got to be hard to see your dreams turn to mush.

Rude Steward: “Do you think I’m security?”

I thought I was in the paragliding kangaroo story.

“It’s unfortunate, then, that Us splinters as it exhales. Its third act collapses during a fit of exposition that raises more questions than it answers, and its lingering twist lands with a palpable thud, failing to resonate due to a central metaphor that’s a touch too translucent.”

That is a great six-step move.

He will roo the day he went paragliding.

meh... needs more didgeridoo