Crimea river, losers!

I won’t believe that SNL stole this skit until they do at least 12 slight variations on it in the coming months and come up with a catch-phrase.

A classic. A great tracking shot too.

My parents contacted Harvard and told them not to accept me. Do you want fries with that?

They should force these western New York racists to jump from a great height with only a plastic table to break their fall. 

Stanchions - how do they work?

Pete felt bad. You could see Alonso mourning.

Please - Stop - Them - Now!

It’s got to be hard to see your dreams turn to mush.

Rude Steward: “Do you think I’m security?”

I thought I was in the paragliding kangaroo story.

“It’s unfortunate, then, that Us splinters as it exhales. Its third act collapses during a fit of exposition that raises more questions than it answers, and its lingering twist lands with a palpable thud, failing to resonate due to a central metaphor that’s a touch too translucent.”

That is a great six-step move.

He will roo the day he went paragliding.

meh... needs more didgeridoo

Sadly, yes. Lancaster, PA. My daughter’s randomly-picked team went up against a very illegally hand-picked team. They don’t keep score, but it was probably 80-0. They actually went for the shutout, and were ecstatic when they got it. Their coach was a former NBA GM’s shitty offspring. It was appalling.

He disrupted the flow of the game.

Why in the world would they play 5 on 4? You’ve got to give the other team one of your subs, right?

In today’s NHL, it’s rare to see a fleury of activity like that.

Ferland really whaled on him.