I think this is something you never get over. My little boy would be turning eight in a couple days. The hole is still there in my heart.

I mean when you are going out off the top rope, it seems pretty clear you loved wrestling.

You know what I would do if I had a net worth of $29 billion?

Any fucking thing I wanted.

Please stop posting old articles as new stories just for additional clicks.

He takes time off every game. It’s called “When he should be playing defense.”

Figures these two would spend their vacation having fun with a little crack.

Whoever gets out of the west is going to be very tired.

This is completely unfair. Deron, Jefferson, Korver, and Frye are an incredible unit together and I have the NBA 2K9 disc to prove it.

Out of curiosity, would it be better or worse if they looked like ass that wasn’t from the ass factory? Like, homemade ass, or some sort of hippie organic free range ass or whatever.

It’s not surprising. Most people don’t show up at Heat games until the second quarter.

Would whoever is playing as Okafor please recharge your controller? Thank you!

I think you’ve got to rebuild. This year is obviously lost, so you’ve got to think about 2018. Curry isn’t fitting in with Durant. Might I suggest a straight up Curry for Carmelo Anthony trade in the offseason?

/Trump checks Twitter, watches video of the injury

So what? I failed to get 69 out of my wife last night and you don’t see that on the front page of Deadspin.

They stopped vaccinating in the US for smallpox in 1972.*

I hate the Lakers but man, they won five championships under Kupchak’s tenure (and went to another two finals), rebuilt post-Shaq in two years, probably should’ve gotten Chris Paul, managed to survive the “old Kobe” era relatively unscathed, and are in the process of bringing up a team of young guys who look like they…

Wow, Huggins looks great in that gif!

The problem is the Red Sox are in Ft. Meyers, FL and not Jupiter, which has a much stronger gravitational pull. He was over-correcting.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

How David had the time to snitch on Tiger between his duties as HOA president and pointing out which meters have expired to parking enforcement is beyond me. Dude is productive.