I know jungle fever, downlow is slang for gay? I am terrible at any kind of slang. Gets me no love in the weed community and the first time someone told me they hadn’t seen me in a minute took them 3 to explain to me.

“... or that nigga side hustles in funeral homes as a casket model.”

Ben Carson should’ve died shortly after he separated those conjoined twins or after the book, Gifted Hands, or maybe after he got the painting of himself with black Jesus. Because Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson is fucking up Dr. Ben Carson’s legacy.

According to all the health articles I’ve read, I should not only go vegan but also by a pushbike and cycle a forty mile commute. Apparently that is literally the only answer allowed to anything right now.

This is an important message. So few of us are so highly motivated as the writer due to a host of factors. It is a silent crisis that has been squeezing the life out of black people for decades and decades.

You better be glad I wasn’t chaperoning....because I would have been out there on the dance floor with the school secretary, show you kids how to slow it down like a bawse!

Spring 1990: The scene Junior Prom. The Song Ready or Not By After 7. Y’all know what’s up. Damn that song brings back memories.

This was a real shock. I was fortunate to see them perform during MC Hammer’s tour back in the day. They put on a show.

Should point out that on Missandei’s island is a type of sickness called Butterfly fever and the only people who are immune to it are the locals. So basically the Unsullied are heading off to die from Ebola.

Asians are already excelling and white people are pushing mediocre garbage while black women are getting more degrees than previous generations and yet they are barely hired to those roles because racism, fuck that noise.

“When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.” - Someone smarter than me

“A white dad, who spoke on condition of anonymity, was outraged that Carranza had suggested Lekakis, an assistant US attorney, was biased against black and Hispanic kids.”

So much white tears.

Shonda West recently talked about Black women’s reluctance to toot their own horns or proclaim victory. I wish Monique had assumed the same know-it-all, “lemme school you on some thangs” posture that he did and let him have it: Negro, you don’t OWN nothing! You didn’t negotiate some unprecedented contract giving you…

“This ain’t the black man’s game, this ain’t the white man’s game, it’s the money game.”

Agreed. I just couldn’t get past the whole your ideals, values, morals and ethics don’t matter as long as you make money...but, oh yeah Jesus!

“My reasoning behind that text message was not to be malicious...”

If there was ever a doubt in one’s mind about whether or not the average law enforcement officer in the United States veers towards sociopathy, Commander Bannon has just put those doubts to rest.

There was a thug day and not a single person dressed up as a cop?