Dunking on Russians is as American as apple pie

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

I’m a millennial that thankfully isn’t as destitute as all the rest claim to be on Twitter, but it’s still a solid $200 for me, wife, and toddler to go to a ballgame between tickets, bullshit “convenience fees” online, parking, and food. Going to a game has become a once, maybe twice a year thing for our family,…

Spy vs. Spy? I thought MAD was shutting down.

Spicy! Tell me, where did the sprawl hurt you?

$100 says the dumbass lives in the suburbs, under an HOA, and is one of the bitchiest members of the HOA trying to control how others live.

or, if you love sprawl so much, just move to the millions of acres of sprawl around every city

It’s performance did not augur well for screwy new designs.

Good hot take on a hot shit op ed. I’m a “New Urban Leftist” and John Q Homeowner! Yes, we exist! Some millennials do own modest homes. A few years ago the city of Chicago turned a major 4 lane Avenue next to my home into a 2 lane street with promenade sidewalks.

The big problem is people think cars need to be the end all, be all, for all transport. But the people advocating, buses, trains, bicycles, do not believe those to be the “one best, and only way”. A proper transport system uses vehicles that are appropriate for the job. Cars, on the whole, are actually most…

Instead of complaining about someone else’s content, how about you pull up your own bootstraps and write about the glories of said 426 Chrysler Hemi on your own blog?

Is creationism think tank an oxymoron?

This reminds me of the people around Wrigley Field in Chicago who complain about Cubs fans and concert goers.

They’re latchkey kids left home with nothing to do but listen to the devil tell them to kill by running the heavy metal records backwards and playing the Dungeons and Dragons that teaches them witchcraft!

I don’t get why there’s such a drive to defend the right for everyone to drive everywhere all the time. The high rate of car ownership hasn’t been around since the inception of the USA, or other countries, and it wasn’t around for the majority of the 20th century either. Car ownership really kicked up in the early…

Climate change is a form of violence that will largely affect people with little power to address it or relatively little role in creating it.

I refuse to believe Sidney Crosby is cool enough to do drugs. 

how many times has Ovechkin, parked in the left circle, yelled at him “bitch, set me up?”

Sir, I regret to inform you that crack is made from cocaine. I know the actual name for the drug “Crack Cocaine”, is pretty vague, but I assure you it is the main ingredient.

Disqualified from international hockey.