The makers did say that they have a 20 episode arc, but to conform to Netflix’s schedule, they created a ten episode arc for the first half of that would be season. If it does well enough for another ten episodes, they already know what they are going to do.

At this point in my life the only pants that fit me properly are maternity.

I'm a Chromebook, we're like a disposable camera, but as a computer. 

“Hey, Steve, how did the man who survived pancreatic cancer through homeopathy cross the road? Give up? In a coffin. Because he’s dead. You get it? Steve? Steve? Where are you going? I’ve got more jokes.”

I guess Jobs’ oncologist cracked a few too many jokes when he recommended surgery.

You know the raptors clinched the Eastern conference title yesterday and are onto the NBA finals yes?

He’ll have to skip AA and A, too, if he’s getting demoted that far.

Using a little algebra we can determine that this statement has also left us with the argument that “poor people don’t mind rats.” As a one time broke person, I would like to inform you that that is not, in fact, the case.

Everyone welcome Tony Romo to Deadspin!

establishing itself as remotely financially viable for top players seems like a reasonable place to start.

Our whole nation seems to be governed by the sunk cost fallacy.

Not nearly soon enough! 

Surely an exception could me made if one has read the wikipedia synopsis???

When I saw the headline I thought this was going to be an article about his contract.

Yeah, I love Lifehacker, but I have noticed an uptick in articles named “Stop [doing a really basic thing].” Damn, Lifeshamer, ok.

Damn. Too late. I already threw my baby’s car seat down the garbage disposal, right next to the coffee grains.

Wait, I need to change my answer. The latter group is super large. So, never mind is what I’m trying to say. 

Who the fuck else would follow a goddamn brand on twitter? It’s either kids or people with some profound form of dementia, and that has to be a small group.

The game feels alive in a way it hasn’t in years. People are being social, asking questions, partying up for quests and not disappearing forever once they leave the zone.

I know my daily browsing doesn’t matter to Deadspin’s income, but that Taboola shit is where I cross the line. This stuff actively drives me away from sites.