Gee its almost like football is a sport with a lot of physical contact and violence and if it were played like soccer or rugby everyone would be dead at the end.

Yea, Simmons sucks, but this seems a little harsh

This article could not be a bigger, more petulant, wet blanket. I voted against him twice (yes, it was a vote against him), and obviously don’t view his presidency favorably. But he was awesome in the few months following 9/11, and this moment was a highlight (when I/we still needed one) that still gives me chills.…

Can someone link me to Deadspin’s article each time President Obama does his NCAA bracket on SportsCenter?

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

I swear my sophomore English teacher showed us a version of Romeo & Juliet that had brief nudity. This was pre-internet, so any glimpse of boobs was legitimately a big deal.

Alternatively:

Days of Thunder came out 25 years ago.

Stop blaming Nintendo. Every single place on earth will fire you if you went and talked to the media without getting prior approval from HQ first.

MOBA’s suffer from the “what the hell is going on” syndrome that, honestly, a lot of games suffer from as spectator events. Esports wont really take off until they become more transparent; I’m an avid gamer, I’ve played league, and I still can’t follow whats going on in matches because the game doesn’t telegraph it…

Most stalls have a coathook. Just make sure your kid is wearing pants with belt loops.

Red Ryan breathes a sigh of relief

He was a Jet under Rex Ryan. You bet your ass his feet are fyne.

The idiots on this website! He broke his jaw. His feet are fine.

Jets fans need to get a Kickstarter up to pay Enemkpali’s salary, plus a bounty.

I don’t think the inherently violent job of being an NFL player and your job creating TPS reports at a desk is an apples to apples comparison.

You realize they’ve recently released these new things called “kloocs”... am I spelling that right?

The less you let the system know about you and your habits, the more generic an experience you will get. Some people want this. I want a customized environment.

SURELY THE JOURNALISM GODS CHORTLED MIGHTILY

A real journalist would try to find out what bet he lost that required him to wear soccer stuff.