If all of them react the way you did, it's pretty funny. Every profession gets made fun of. Chill the fuck out.

I think the most shocking thing about this is that Marvin Lewis is no longer the Bengals head coach.

ITT you can find a lot of people who take themselves too seriously and don't get a joke. 

Maybe if you spent less time blowing up on comments because you don't get a joke you might have more time to draw moving arms when someone is running.

Are you aware of the concept of time? The Doc’s comment came before the DS article, and the trade was reported over 2 hours before then. Maybe don’t call people dumbasses because you can’t read timestamps.

I know he was a 3-time Superbowl champion that boomers idolize for whatever reason even though 2 of those rings came from him riding the bench.

Get out of here with your sports news, clearly what's important is gossip about what some guy said on TV to fill time on a show no one watches with the sound on.

Protip. Stop telling people how to spend their money. If you can't recognize the difference between abusive sales practices and superfluous products, I guess we know who the dummy is here.

I don’t doubt everything you said is right, but it just sounds like pointless gatekeeping. If Tesla beats the record we get a cool thing to talk about and speculate on whether the prototype will go into production, and if they fail we can laugh at Musk for doing his usual grandstanding on Twitter without backing it…

Just so we’re clear, you’re arguing that a game that has an initial retail cost and a monthly subscription requirement should also charge people for in-game cosmetics.

Not gonna lie, I wasn’t expecting every single reply to this news to be hipster boomers mansplaining why clubs are better and why they don’t want to go see bands from 20 years ago.

You're arguing against yourself. He wasn't considered athletic then, he's not considered athletic now. Whether he's athletic or not isn't indicative of whether he juices or not. 

In his defense, it wasn't that humorous.

Whether he's juicing or not, he wasn't considered athletic when he was drafted, and he's not considered athletic now, so that seems to be a weird thing to point to regardless of what side you take.

Brady's house is the size of a small village, so I doubt it means much of anything. 

I wish Kinja had a “Save comment” option.

The Browns can still go undefeated like the Panthers did a few years back.

They were just getting revenge for WW2.

Boy, I thought you were going down a whole different road when you started your comment under a story on a player touching a referee with “This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y..."

You’re wrong. He can’t be half absolute shit, he either is absolute shit or he isn’t.