You had one job. Where's the link to the diagnostics tool referenced in your write up?

I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade, but if you think Disney is going to tackle bisexuality in a PG-13 comedy that is attached to their tentpole franchise, you might be in for a bad time.

edit: Kinja’d.

Beyonce wasn’t in Alladin and that movie was panned by critics and rated very well with audiences.

I don’t disagree with anything you wrote, except this:

Unpopular opinion: the last two movies weren’t bad.

Excuse me, but it’s called NeverEnding Story, not QuicklyEnding Story or AppropriatelyEnding Story.

Can't you disable fast travel in a single player game by simply not using it?

A little late to the party here, but re: your college email question: I went back to school for graduate school and when I graduated a couple years ago I realized they let everyone keep their emails now. Something to do with how Microsoft handles their Exchange servers and not limiting the number of accounts anymore.

You started well and then you went and started shitting all over yourself. A shame.

The number of victims is small regardless of how many there were relative to the number of potential victims an unknown number of other criminals would affect due to miscarriage of justice. It’s the knock-on effect that’s the issue - Epstein was one guy Acosta let out easy. Who knows how many Epsteins there were /…

No one is saying that Epstein isn’t a horrible person, but the harm he could do was restricted by his own plans and activities, and to a relatively small number of people. Meanwhile, a prosecutor (now cabinet member) who derails the prosecution of such a person (either due to incompetence or corruption) will likely do…

If there's one time where chanting your country's name is allowed, it's when you win an international competition. Americans are generally idiots when traveling abroad but not in this particular case.

The current website is also a shadow of what the original was 15 years ago. I’m guessing BuzzFeed’s success caused it to turn into the garbage factory it is today as Cracked tried to catch up in the format it basically invented but BuzzFeed popularized.

Considering the bit about choosing Manhattan over Brooklyn, I thought the answer was “For them to be white.”

That’s a very good oblivious-obnoxious-fan-nobody-likes impersonation.

If my eyes had rolled into the back of my head any harder I’d be blind.

If this was Burneko you would already have been shadowbanned 3 times for each comment.

I bet you're fun at parties.

I probably helps that the Yankees and Red Sox play each other about 73 times per season.