Except that Taco Bell is set to overhaul its value menu, throwing off stoned and drunk customers nationwide.

Because you lobotomized yourself into thinking soccer is watchable?

Judging by how poorly the game is doing, I'd say you're in the extreme minority. The game is awful.

Games are just fine. There's nothing saying you have to complete everything there's to do in a game.

She further expressed disappointment, explaining that she had been waiting for me to reach out so that she could respond with a statement she had prepared after the Warriors’ PR department had told her that I contacted them about this story.

It always amazes me that “sports guys” don’t seem to understand that if you have to artificially manufacture a nickname, then it doesn’t work. You’d think people that have spent their careers working within the sports industry would understand that.

Man that tinfoil hat must be awfully tight

I too would ask for a bump out of the grays if you please.

Ever since he lost an argument to Will Caine a couple weeks ago he hasn’t been the same. Is Stephen A. washed?

The gameplay has to be completely reworked. It's boring and pointlessly complex.

Is that the same card you keep your internet outrage of the day list on?

Lukewarm take: your take is bad and you should feel bad.

You should read the Theory of Socioeconomic Unfairness. It’s pretty short.

They must mean because Jackson is fumbling every other play, and there isn’t anything more fun than watching them lose in the playoffs.

Why did you post a whiteface cosplay of Gruden? That's not cool man

1. No

It’s not their fault, they didn’t choose to be the way they are.

This is all part of Gruden's plan to forfeit next season and get the #1 pick in 2020 without having to pretend to play games on Sundays.

Or Michael wilbon diatribes.

There aren't any situations where you need to turn your head. You're welcome to disagree, but that just means you're wrong.