The show is a critical and ratings success, soI’d suggest you look in the mirror instead of blaming the shows writing staff because you don’t find the jokes funny anymore.

Man that's some good arch support.

Line up your elbow and you’ll never miss another high five.

Real talk, are movie theaters enforcing age restrictions now? Growing up in Houston in the 90s I can't remember a single time I wasn't able to watch an R rated movie as a teen.

He probably waited til the break so he could get some of that good stuff for some extra forceful sportshouting.

All you need to do is look to EQ to see that their time-shifted servers were (and still are) much more popular than their modern servers that include all content.

The issue isn’t the game itself. Anyone who goes to a gaming convention most likely identifies themselves as a hardcore gamer/geek, and that means playing games on dedicated systems (PC/console). You don’t see Zyngacon for a reason - mobile gaming is much more casual and aimed at a vastly different market.

It’s a mobile game. Of course it’ll have microtransactions. It’s how they make money.

You misspelled “excrement”

I'm prepared to say she shouldn’t write anything ever again.

Easy to remember if you just remember that teams can choose to kickoff as a free kick.

*fast-tweet muscle.

Does EZ Pass not allow online payment in the tri-state area? In the Midwest you can just pay the specific tolls you missed online after the fact.

Spoken like someone who has never listened to their first two albums.

Yes, because Adam Levine oversees his budget clothing line.

Unpopular opinion: maroon 5's first 2 albums were actually pretty decent (before they went pop).

Google "M.I.A. Superbowl incident" for why that wouldn't work. 

> Pitchers used: 16 vs. 2

He was the reason I stopped watching MNF. I couldn't stand his "folksy" tone of voice and awful commentary.

Grab the fitted sheet by the ends that sit on the corners of the mattress, fold the elastic band into them like you would the sleeves on a shirt.