“it’s like there’s a multiverse of the movie”

I will gladly take the side of the orcas against the yacht-owning class. It’s been a couple centuries since we had a good strong animal opposition to our existence.

It’s never been easier to get off Twitter given how god awful the site has become. Do it now.

You know what’s more akin to a landed gentry? Corporate CEOs. The Reddit employees didn’t vote you, ya dickwad (insert Monty python reference).

Might also add that the captain construct horns are needed for upgrading this set. The construct levels scale with your progress in the game so finding horns from captain I, II, and III is a lot more annoying after you’ve cleared the main dungeons. There are some in shrines, but it’s worth just saving these horns for…

This was the first Gleeok I fought. It wasn’t too bad. I mostly used arrow+fire fruit to knock out the heads then did the ol’ spin the big sword technique to whittle the HP down. Once it starts dropping those icicle platforms, I used recall to lift myself up in the air for better bow shots.

I know there’s a type of player that’s always going to seek out this kind of thing, but man, I haven’t once felt like I needed to dupe in this game. The game throws resources at you at every turn. I’ve never once ran out of bomb fruits or arrows. Rupees? That sign guy pays up every time and I have a sack full of…

Ah yes, such amazing contributions to the lore. I’m ecstatic for the corporate synergy involved here.

Can I throw a shield like a frisbee?

You didn’t need knowledge of The Clone Wars to “get” Mando S2 and S3. Stop with the prerequisite survey courses. These shows are cartoons for kids.

I would recommend not wasting your time with Rebels as its probably one of the more boring Star Wars shows. You’ll be fine.

I am happy to join the chorus on internet commenters that hate big truck creep. Mid size!? That’s what she said!

I mean... that’s Mario? He’s the safe, sanitized Mickey Mouse mascot made in a Nintendo lab. There hasn’t been an ambitious Mario game since maybe Super Paper Mario? And yeah, it’s a kids movie. There’s references and jokes that will make the parents chuckle, but that’s it.

-angry nerd voice- THE WEAPON DEGRADATION FORCES YOU TO GIT GUD.

I love the combat in BotW. Surprise jump into a Boko camp. Launch a couple bomb arrows. Steal a club and whack them a couple times. Throw it away for a cool finishing move. Use a korok leaf to knock down some stragglers, meteor rod to light some grass on…

It’s funny, WW was hated for its design at release. But now it’s probably the best looking game of that generation.

They’ll try anything except not roasting their beans to a burnt toasted sludge.

Kinda of low point for these slideshows when it’s just a youtube playlist. Fuckin’ Spanfeller.

Piracy is also good for preservation. Cut off one head etc.

Anyone ever faced consequences for downloading an old game rom? Sure, hosting a rom site might get you in hot water, but just downloading roms is probably never going to be an issue.

NOPE. 3DS modding and homebrew has never been easier. Expect those 3DS units to only go up in value. Especially the special edition versions.