I mean... that’s Mario? He’s the safe, sanitized Mickey Mouse mascot made in a Nintendo lab. There hasn’t been an ambitious Mario game since maybe Super Paper Mario? And yeah, it’s a kids movie. There’s references and jokes that will make the parents chuckle, but that’s it.

-angry nerd voice- THE WEAPON DEGRADATION FORCES YOU TO GIT GUD.

I love the combat in BotW. Surprise jump into a Boko camp. Launch a couple bomb arrows. Steal a club and whack them a couple times. Throw it away for a cool finishing move. Use a korok leaf to knock down some stragglers, meteor rod to light some grass on…

It’s funny, WW was hated for its design at release. But now it’s probably the best looking game of that generation.

They’ll try anything except not roasting their beans to a burnt toasted sludge.

Kinda of low point for these slideshows when it’s just a youtube playlist. Fuckin’ Spanfeller.

Piracy is also good for preservation. Cut off one head etc.

Anyone ever faced consequences for downloading an old game rom? Sure, hosting a rom site might get you in hot water, but just downloading roms is probably never going to be an issue.

NOPE. 3DS modding and homebrew has never been easier. Expect those 3DS units to only go up in value. Especially the special edition versions.

None of these people are playing the game, so it really only affects these people that think buying trading cards is a way to make money. I sold off some of my more valuable cards last year on eBay (made about $120). These were cards I bought originally to play some years ago. These are similar to the resellers that…

SMB3 had e-Reader levels that required two Gameboys, an e-Reader, cards, and a link cable to unlock. They’re all available at the start. I’ll take it.

40 Farming sims and 8 seconds of new TOTK footage!

You’re right. I was going to limit Disney games to stuff based on properties from Disney Animation Studios. I guess Marvel and Star Wars games are Disney games too. Kinda sucks.

Counterpoint: I prefer the older style of veggie burger a la Morning star type stuff. Good ol’ bean patties.

Real big stretch trying to call Home Improvement a Disney IP.

Put all the prejudice kids in the same dormitory! That’ll show em!

The Wavebird deserves praise for being the first (good) wireless controller most people owned, not for its button layout. 

That just looks ridiculous.

I can’t recall a scene in the movie they share together in person. It’s only phone calls between the two. They could have never saw each other on set.

Back in the day, Cartoon Network ran The Iron Giant on repeat for 24 hours on Thanksgiving like what Turner did with A Christmas Story. So that’s one of the viewings I like to do each year.

Pretty much every fast-casual chain where I live is improperly staffed and has to deal with tons of mobile/online ordering that just walking in and placing an order removes the fast from the fast casual. Local taqueria is my go-to.