You have an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble one day.

Grasping for straws, anyone that listens to his podcast regularly knows Joe Rogan is not a racist.

Holy smokes! Don’t die, instead kill the bitch (KIDDING!). Stay strong. Was it a long-term thing with one person or just flat-out whore-dom?

To be fair, your overly sensitive (is there any other kind?) feminism makes you attractive to 0% of men and 100% of cis Jezebel readers.

Let me guess: You love Cam Newton, though?