Kotaku may as well exist under the Huffington Post banner.

Good, good. Only a few more months till the reaping of the liberal cucks

My God, if this was a Bernie Sanders Mass Effect video, she would be losing her shit right now.

100%.

You only call it "terrible” because he’s a Republican...if this had been a liberal I guarantee you’d be calling it “wonderful”

Twitter user: “Heil Hitler”

That’s a really boring looking studio.

Scoob, what does the scouter say about his power level?!

I’m determined to stay for the long haul with Xenoblade Chronicles X. There are idle moments of my afternoons where I daydream about piloting a skell (maybe 10 more hours for me until I can.. not sure..). Few games stay on my mind to that degree.

LOOK WHAT MY GIRLFRIEND GOT ME OH MY GOD. IT HAS THE PLAYERS GUIDE T.T

And if your vehicle of choice doesn’t have dual climate control, driver alone controls temperature inside the car. On one trip, my kids kept insisting we make the car warmer until I told them if it got any warmer in the car, daddy would fall asleep while driving and nobody wants that.

Ahh, a fresh initiate! Sit back, young sir, and be regaled with stories of the mystical unknown west of I95. You’ll be astounded, swear it’s a lie, demand proof! But be assured: it’s all true...

That’s my daughter, too:

The driver drives. That is all.

This reminds me of the “LEAVE WORK AND TRAVEL FOR A YEAR LIKE THIS COUPLE DID!” articles. They never tell you the full back story.

I’m always amazed that more rich dudes like this don’t check out of their careers and then just fuck off to do whatever they want. To me that’s the whole point of being rich.

Thomas is just Doomtrain from Final Fantasy before he dies so it makes sense.