How do we know when it’s time to rise up? We are definitely in boiling frog territory here. We have concentration camps, the rule of law is right on the cusp of being completely thrown out the door, MAGA chuds are heavily armed and eager to own the libs (i.e., line us up against walls and shoot us). Can anyone really…

Woman, this would be the first good decision you have made in your entire blighted existence. Get a book deal and bail.

So she is taking the Aunt Lydia job then?

Yes this mostly sounds like looking for petty reasons to be annoyed. Maybe he has product placement deals with some of those things? Maybe his son asking who Rachel Bloom is and him not immediately remembering her isn’t a shitty thing to do. So you got him on making a macabre and probably classless joke for a dude…

Serious question: why do people follow “influencers” on instagram? I have instagram, I follow my friends, some museums and some accounts by people who share my hobbies (embroidery and botany). Why would I want to see some random millennial sit by a pool in designer clothes?

Is it really that much of a “nightmare” to tell people they can’t stay for free at your hotel? Just come up with a form email to copy and paste, ffs. Something like “If you would like to make a reservation, here is the link to our website.” What the hell is there to lose by doing that?’

When I hear Instagram (or any online) Influencer, I think entitled fame hound...unemployed, of course.

Fun fact: Judge Judy’s salary is $47 million dollars. This is the JJ fact that astonishes me. I’m in the wrong line of work.

Reading about these kids, who have accomplished so much makes me really look at what I’ve been doing with my life. Billy here has disappeared over 26mil, and what have I done? Taught my dog some tricks? Built an impressive marijuana tolerance? I just hope young kids on the internet read this in the future and change…

Considering his biggest “controversy” was looking good in a tan suit

Yeah, but he was black; we were supposed to be worrying about him being black, which apparently is way worse than being blatantly evil in public.

Every day, friend.

I think we should all evaluate others based on their interactions in elementary school. It is the only real assessment of someone’s character.

She agreed to discuss the lie, not her sex life.

Who the fuck is cannonozing him?

Its wrong to mention suicide in an article about someones suicide?

Bourdain was an advocate for women. He also used his platform to give a voice to the largely brown and Spanish speaking staff who make up the backbones of our restaurant industry. 

I am so sad. That fact that Eric was the one that found him makes this doubly devastating.

What the hell is going on.

Paul was the salesman/conman. The Trump of the early church.