I was like, I am supposed to know these people?  I feel bad for obit writers in 2079. They are going to have to crank out thousands of words on people we should not even know the names of.

This is why Green Book won the Academy Award.

I’m glad at least she’s getting out of the house. I swear, what does she do all day? I really would like to see her calendar. She has got to be the laziest first lady ever.

That baby sooo belongs to the bodyguard.

I’m told men get weird after marriage. Like something triggers in their brains, and it’s all me Tarzan, you Jane. But what do I know? Never been married. Never wanted to get married. I want a wedding though.

Did the NYTimes or Washington Post or any site that that actually charges for its content put her name out there or link to her name? If a coupla blogs do something, don’t go all headhunter on “trained journalists,” Please. FOH with putting TMZ and “journalism” in the same basket..

I think this was an actual episode of The Facts of Life.

But isn’t that the epitome of power? You could do a thing if you wanted to but are CHOOSING not to?

Right? And it’s usually the people who spend most of the year trying to make other people in the world miserable who just LOVE Disney and Santa Claus!

Our whole society is based on the principle of “keep the white guy happy.” Now we know it’s because he’ll shoot up the place and kill everyone if he is not.

I felt ALL the emotions the Internet wanted me to feel in exact order. I feel like I passed some kind of test.

I would do it. But when I’m old and haven’t saved enough to retire. Right now, there are too many new places to go, things to do. Too bad so sad.

Every misogynist has a mom. #boymom

This is probably why she also doesn’t carry money.

I mean, why should the police be any better than criminals? :shrug

Never seen The Godfather, I, II, or III. Never seen Casablanca. Never seen Gone with the Wind. Never seen The Sound of Music.

This seems relevant.

This is so true. Other cultures have way better food, way better music, are closer to their family members and generally seem to laugh more - despite having less money, worse healthcare, and facing hostility every damn day.

I hated Bob Ross as a kid. I thought he was too calm to be a true artist. But I like him now. I’ve mellowed.

Are you royalty?