I feel what you’re saying. It’s the kind of culture that callously can say, “lock ‘em up and throw away the key” about teenagers that’s creating these kind of monsters. These kids feel from day one, I gotta get mine and to hell with everyone else. Because we are all like so ready to say to hell with you if you’re born…

I did. I grew up Catholic. Loved all the priests I ever encountered as a child. None tried to molest me. Loved the rituals. Loved the discipline. Loved the idea of being connected to a wider world through the pope and the Vatican, since I grew up in a small town. It wasn’t until I was in college that the abortion…

In defense of expensive clothes. A $200 chambray shirt probably feels amazing. Every time I have ever worn expensive (for me) clothes, I really get why the rich walk around all day like they do in a cloud. The clothes are literally hugging you. Literally, not figuratively.

Yeah, you have to wonder if 50-60 years in the future they are going to have to have celebrity death stories every five seconds? Blac Chyna, some Bachelorette contestant, and Martin Shkreli all will die on the same day in 2073, I predict.

I’m a person of color, and I say we need to get over “earning” everything and waiting until we are uber-qualified to ask for our shot.

Thaaank you! I don’t think there’s all this random towel-grabbing going on. It’s intentional. And mostly harmless. But, of course, the GOP needs to find another thing to name and shame people for. Good grief. I bet the towel charm can sense if you’re having lustful thoughts too.

Nothing worse than grown men and women pretending to be innocent little babes about sex. Yuck.

Kim is as vapid as she appears on TV. The ONLY thing that made me read this profile to the end was Caity Weaver. I want more Caity!!! All Caity. All the time!!!

Yup. Of ALL the people, Ali was not about playing white people’s games.

So you think Gawker is more profitable than McDonalds? Hahahahaaahahahhaaaaa! That’s a good one.

Right? Is it “anti-consumer” for Target to call the cops when I walk out of the store without paying for the things I want to own?

Maybe. But I took it as more like, “Imagine what you want your life to look like.” And that does help me save. There’s a bunch of stuff I realize I want to do in my retirement. Travel being at the top of the list. I realize that every dime I can put away in my retirement will make it possible. So I am more amped to do…

I think you have to have that follow-through personality, too. Even if I thought of a kink I’d like to try, getting all up in costume is just too much damn work.

I know. Back in my day, if we wanted a threesome, we’d have to walk up a hill with no shoes in the snow.

You care enough to consider your own hair “bad”

I know. Some website (Daily Mail?) had pix of his estate on some island. And it was the most beautiful, relaxed, elegant place you could imagine. I mean, I think if Prince wasn’t a musician, he could have been Martha Stewart.

Or we could just not care.

Yeah, I was like questioning how large labia can actually be before realizing, “Hey, those aren’t labia.”

I would bet she never even heard of this guy until the CNN announcer mentioned him. She seemed not to know that Ryan was already facing a primary challenge in August when she said, “He’s going to get Cantored.”

The perennial Gawker media shit-on-every-holiday piece. It’s like an instant classic .