But that's the point. Even with 0 percent body fat, that model has bulges poking through those straps. It's not a good look.

Sometimes it seems like designers are diabolically trying to make even the thinnest girls have body issues. Seriously who can wear tight straps across their tummy above the age of 10?

No love for Mad Men? Interesting.

Ah, so you think she doesn't have actual appointments, she is just crashing these doctors offices? Because where I am at, you don't even get an appointment without them running your insurance. And I doubt you'd get to see an actual doctor if you just showed up.

How does she have money to see all these doctors?

Yes, if that were true, they should have walked away. She was clearly not ready to tell this story in that forum. They have now traumatized her even more. There are victims who were ready to talk, and they are quoted in the story with no issues. Why go there when you don't need to? They should have told her it was OK…

Exactly. Please read Kristen Lombardi's account of sexual assault "investigations" at UVA, published in 2009 by the Center for Public Integrity. It got some attention at the time, but here's hoping it gets more attention now.

I just wear my sunglasses all day atop my head. It's kinda tiara-like.

I have to say every African-American has an uncle who talks just like this. I say this as an African-American who has an uncle who talks just like this.

I've never done it. Do you have to get a direct hit, or is anywhere in the vicinity good?

And also, why are we acting like kids by virtue of being kids can't sexually abuse other kids? Kids have gone to juvie for sexually abusing other kids.

Exactly. It's not that they want to be pregnant. It's that it's some kind of ideal view of a day-long pregnancy experience they are pining after. It's like some of those who fetishize "mocha" or "caramel" skin color. Well, you can take my skin color, but you gotta take the rest of the shit that goes with it too.

I thought Jerry was back up in the owners box by the end of the game, but, yeah, it was weird.

Peppermint bark! Holla!

Excellent. This should be the test for all Christian beliefs. Would you rather needle stick in penis or allowing women access to contraception and safe abortions? Your choice.

I think if a guy wants to have sex with you, he will sign whatever.

Indeed. It makes everyone in a sexual relationship a liar or a rapist. That's why everyone should welcome affirmative consent.

I think you have to live in the conservative world to understand this logic. Good girls are never supposed to say they want it. Even if they do. So if they consent affirmatively and enthusiastically, they are sluts. And that would turn off a good Christian man. So to stay a good girl, you have to pretend you're just…

Bailed someone out of jail at 1 a.m. Once you make them wash the jail smell off, it's all good.

Then they may be taking a perfectly good man out of circulation for no reason! Hoarders!