Yeah, I mean if you are ballsy enough to beat Madonna and expect to get away with it, you are a stone-cold batterer.

Yeah, and when you hear about the domestic abuse in his real-life relationship, his schtick seems even less cute.

Jane Austen's last novel, which she left unfiinished, does have a mulatto character. It would have been interesting to see what she had planned for her.

Well, if we are going to go back to a feudal society, we might as well drink what the serfs drank.

Isn't this worse though? It's like you're never good enough, ladies. You have model looks? Well, where's your law degree and international portfolio of clients? You have a law degree, you say? Why all those split ends, and can't you wear heels every once in a while. Geez! And that's just to get engaged to a…

I try to imagine Angelina's life as existential hell. One moment she is lugging around all those kids and the next she wants to rip a head off a bat.

Yeah, you're led to believe somehow that most parts of the story are at least tangentially related to how he met the mother. But if Ted just stumbles upon the mother at a wedding reception, then what's the point? Maybe it has something to do with him being in aplace that he is finally ready, realizing Robin is not the…

Except that she's apparently expecting him to "do something desperate" so she can "win." If you're in a relationship, there's no need for the freeze out. If you're not, then why are you waiting for him to do something desperate? It all seems like a waste of time. If you care for someone, let them know. If they…

Well that explains a lot about her love life.

No she's essentially saying, don't communicate feelings that are awkward, which is no way to have a relationship. But, you know, whatever works for her. She can write it all down in a song to keep herself warm at night.

Right. You never see the headline "Even regular people get coked out of their minds and trash hotel rooms!"

I know. That movie is horrifying. I just wanted to scream, "Someone check the closets and under the bed! Please, before it's too late."

No, if this is real, the person who filmed this was definitely NOT his friend. Friends don't broadcast your crazy for the world to see.

You probably had taste. That stuff was crap in the 90s and is crap today. I went out of my way to buy the plain Trapper Keeper.

Don't worry. I'm sure they literally took a thousand pictures before this one. With everybody's cameraphones. I'm sure she is smiling before the 100th one. If not, they probably sat her on the end so they could cut her out anyway.

Agree with all those who went to Catholic schools. I went from K-12. We had sex-ed. We learned about birth control methods, and what the church said about it. But ultimately, the teachers were like, "You gotta make your own decisions and live with it." Don't confuse Catholics with those crazy Christian sects that…

I'm imagining a Sexy Slave. And the line "We didn't just ship them here to pick our "cotton," but also because of their "sexy color." Does that work?

No, I wasn't trolling. I really didn't understand why you saw this as an issue that has anything to do with persons of color. If I see a bad piece written by a man, I don't think, "Well they should try to give those all the male writers extra editing." I assume 1) they picked one bad writer, 2) that there are better…

Because, of course, only "guest authors of colour" will need excellent editing? I don't know why you felt the need to bring in the "person of colour" issue into your argument. Or why you think if there is "problem," you wouldn't just argue they need to find better writers of color. Believe me, there are black writers…

I don't understand what his game was here. Did he think you would be all like, "So where exactly was the whole? Can you show me on your penis?"